Jell-oh! (About Jello)

Way back, in 1845, some guy named Peter Cooper made a patent for a gelatin desert… (Jello, duh x_x) Actually, the gelatin (note: not the actual jell-o) was discovered long long ago, around the late 1680’s, when a Frenchman [whose name I do not remember] recored his experiments on the gooey substance. Weeeell…. in 1870 somethin, Pearl B decided to tae gelatin, and put cough syrup in it. And it was actually pretty good! But the jiggly wiggly jello (he came up with the name, by the way, but don’t ask me how) didn’t appeal to the public probably because it just looked so gross. (come on, it’s jiggly, and colorful, how couldn’t anyone like it?!) Well, he pretty much crashed and burned, so he sold the patent to his neighbor (how can their be a patent for Jello-O anyway?) and the dude failed too, but since no one would buy the patent from him, he stuck with it, and…well… yeah.

–DONE—

Oh yeah, if you expected a page about me, Jello, click here, duh.

Haha, gotchuuu! Well, finally, I have decided to at least list a few fun facts about me. That way, when I’m rich and famous, my managers can come here and take these facts and put them on a collectible fact card or something.

Fun fact numero uno: I am a visual learner, so if you gave me a page that had a picture of an ugly old man, I would probably remember it, and could picture the whole thing in my head…unfortunately.

Fun fact numero two: I never say numero dos… only numero uno. -It’s cool.

Fun fact 3: I have this problem when I’m writing. I might switch off from actually spelling out a number and typing in the character… it irritates me. Guuuhhhh…

Fun Fact 4: If I were to count back from, say 20 to 1, I most probably will skip 11, and I don’t know why.

Fun Fact 5: I have a secret identity of a forty-four year old man named David. (His birthday’s in February)